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SQL Is My Love Language | Sarcastic Backend Engineering Bag

$20.82
  • SQL Is My Love Language | Sarcastic Backend Engineering by apex_apparel_hub
  • SQL Is My Love Language | Sarcastic Backend Engineering by apex_apparel_hub
  • SQL Is My Love Language | Sarcastic Backend Engineering by apex_apparel_hub
  • SQL Is My Love Language | Sarcastic Backend Engineering by apex_apparel_hub
SQL Is My Love Language | Sarcastic Backend Engineering by apex_apparel_hub SQL Is My Love Language | Sarcastic Backend Engineering by apex_apparel_hub SQL Is My Love Language | Sarcastic Backend Engineering by apex_apparel_hub SQL Is My Love Language | Sarcastic Backend Engineering by apex_apparel_hub

Color: Oxford

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Because DROP TABLE ego is the only way to live. This sarcastic take is for the backend engineers who deal with messy APIs and even messier databases.A witty conversation starter for the dev who has a love-hate relationship with legacy code. It’s the perfect gear for your next sprint planning or remote stand-up meeting.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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